After much anticipation, the annual Ryder Cup draft went
down on Tuesday night. Pre-draft drama
went all the way to the very start, as injury concerns caused two participants
to drop out at the last minute. Two fresh
virgins had to replace Stumpf and Vance causing chaos at the top up the draft
board.
As predicted, Benny Olson was selected #1 overall for the
second consecutive year. He put a strong
push right before the draft by unleashing a hole by hole breakdown of Spooner Golf
Club. By comparing golf holes to prison
rape, Erectile Dysfunction pills, and wieners, the number one spot was locked
up.
Below is a breakdown of a few of the surprises based on my
original mock draft:
Biggest Movers
- Grey Busch (5 Rounds) The veteran shot up the draft boards, rising 5 rounds earlier than originally projected. Not a huge surprise that a core Team Gabriel member with an excellent match play record was snatched early. He and BVB have become a first round force, and his drinking leadership is very influential on the younger drinkers on the team.
- Jordy GOLFBALL (4 Rounds) The biggest surprise at the top of the draft was Jordan Iverson moving into the 4th round. In my mock draft I had him being taken in the 8th round. No player sparked pre-draft conversation like “Jordy Golfball”. Once he stopped pre-draft workouts the attention never went away from JIVEY. The possibility of sitting in a golfcart for 18 holes and rekindling a bromance was too enticing for Lehmann to pass up.
- BWANDON NOWAK (2 Rounds) Kind of a surprise Zach snatched BJ to start the 6th round. The two have a love/hate relationship, but after seeing pictures of the two playing swords together in Bwandons Wedding Slide show I should have known Zach would be looking to mend the fences.
- T SCHMIDT (2 Rounds) Anthony Rh was taken by Blake in the 8th Round. Identified as a HIGH rising prospect, Blake couldn’t let Zach roll up his squad with a dynamic player like Tony.
Biggest Drops
- Scott Greenfield (4 Rounds) After taking a year off from the festivities, Scott’s draft stock was uncertain. After a few emails that almost got half the field fired from work, I think red flags around this crafty veteran caused the drop
- Ross Shartborg (2 Rounds) Poor Ross was left waiting in the Green Room for more rounds than he anticipated. Spending too much with Drunkstin can be detrimental to anyone’s health, and since the two are basically dating, I think both Captains were scared off.
Moment of Silence
I would like to take
a moment of silence for one of our Ryder Cup brothers who is unable to join us
this year. He is a man who always brought
excitement to the Cup. The squealing of
the tires of his ride as he entered SPGC was the unofficial starting gun of the
tourney each year. His whip was a mean
black machine, far too cool for any of us regular cats to handle. It was nearly perfect except, for dents in
the trunk from a bowling ball rolling around inside it. The man I am talking about is Top Dawg aka
Scoops. Last week he birthed a beautiful
baby girl. He will be defending and
protecting his new child, and unable to attend this year’s event. Not to worry, he will be back next year, and
I am sure he will be eager to show off all the latest and greatest gizmo and
gadgets he was able to pick up to help
his golf game. Let’s take this as a
lesson my friends. Memorial Day weekend
is important for all of us. Let’s take
caution during the month of September. I
propose a wrap it up September next year
Overall it was another very strong performance by BVB on his
mock draft. 14 players were correctly
picked in the round they were drafted in.
30 of 40 players (75%) were within one round of their actual
selection. If there is one person who
dominates all aspects of the Ryder cup (match winning %, dressing awesome %,
awesome blogging %, and now mock drafting) it is THE BVB.
I will be back for more analysis after the pairings are
announced.

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