Sunday, April 21, 2013

2013 Draft Recap




The draft for the 6th Annual Ryder cup was as expected, full of surprises.  None bigger than the drop down the draft board of captain Zach Lehmann.  New rules were announced prior to the draft, where captains needed to be drafted.  Zach spent tense moments into the green room waiting as name by name called, and his cell phone stayed silent.  Things kicked off with Ben Olson going number one overall.  After a 3 year losing streak, many thought Zach may draft Blake.  Following Blake drafting himself #2, Zach picked Jon “The Law” Cuskey.  He always shows up on RC day, whether its shooting 27's or bailing us out of jail. 
Pick after pick went by, and Zach was left in the green room waiting to here his name.



He was looking for sympathy from his brother, but he was shaking hands and kissing babies after being picked up in the 4th round.  Zach was going to finally draft himself in the 6th round but changed his mind and drafted The Hawk and his slapshot drive instead.  Blake took advantage and put the dagger (PVC PIPE) into him by taking Bwandon Nowak and his new womens golf bag!

                                                           (Actual photo)


Finally it was time for Zach to hear his name announced.  With his 7th round pick Zach Lehmann selected himself.  All were relieved in the extremely tense green room.   The Michael Iverson was drafted next, which was another devasting pick by mastermind Blake Gabriel.  Breaking up the Zach-Mivey bromance was another instance of Blake dancing in Zach's head during this draft.  Shaumberg went next.  Lets hope he takes it easy the night before.  He once went to the hospital for a hangover, and i'm not sure what time the Spooner clinic opens.  Zach later counter reacted by selecting the Mayor of Detox.  Not too much excitement for the rest of the draft.  Zach picked a bunch of brothers, Blake collected value and sleepers. New draft rules didn't seem to matter, as Team Gabriel looks like a top to bottom solid collection of talent and alcoholics.  Looks like 4 in a row for PVC to me.  We may only need to play 18 this year!






2 comments:

  1. Jill is lookin tough these days with that tat on her arm

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  2. Haha I remember a quarterback that got passed up for quite a few picks once and look where he is now!

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