The Draft is over and now that the pairings for the 11th
annual Windsormaker have been released, its time to break this bitch down! The morning matches will determine who will
have the advantage going into the afternoon, leaving them in great
position to taste some shitty rail whiskey out of the cup at the end of the day! I am about 98% accurate in my picks over the
year so take notes and place your wagers accordingly. In the
spirit of the Zurich classic format this year, I thought it would be fun to
pick some walk up songs that reflect the pairings. Without further ado:
The Match: Taylor/Rich Lee vs.
Buschy/Butt Love
Walk up Songs:
Taylor/Rich Lee:
Billy Joel- Piano Man
Buschy/ Buttlove: Rod Stewart- Forever Young
Rich and The Piano Man
take on the tournaments Senior Citizens.
I’m going with experience in this one.
The Pick- Buschy/Butt Love
The Match: Eddie/Jake vs.
T Schmidt/Stumpf
Walk up Songs:
Eddie/Jake: Mighty
Mouse Theme Song
T Schmidt/ Stumpf: Eric Church- Smoke a Little Smoke
Seeing a back 9 par
fest from Team L’s mighty pairing taking down Team G’s group after they get lost
in the woods for a few holes.
The Pick- Eddie/Jake
The Match: Jivy/Hawkins vs. Burnham/Vance
Walk up Songs:
Jivy/Hawkins: John
Michael Montgomery- I Swear
Burnham/Vance: ACDC-
Back in Black
Two high school
sweethearts rekindle their bromance, but a heroic putt by Vance on 18 completes
a successful comeback to the Windsormaker.
The Pick- Burnham/Vance
The Match: Gerlach/Felmlee vs. Stahl/Schilling
Walk up Songs:
Gerlach/Felmlee: Madonna-
Like a Virgin
Stahl/Schilling: LMFAO-
SHOTS
A savy vet guides a Windsormaker
Virgin thru a difficult match up.
Although the Team G pair feeds them shots and makes them ineffective in
the second round.
The Pick- Gerlach/Felmlee
The Match: McCabe/Mivey vs. Benny/Malloy
Walk up Songs:
McCabe/Mivey: George
Strait- The Fireman
Benny/Malloy: Billy Joel- We didn't start the fire.
McCabe does all he can
to keep Spooner Country Clubs fireman focused, but Team Gs pair are able to get in his head and burn Team Ls pairing to the ground. Hopefully the fireman can find some comfort in the clubhouse again after the round.
The Pick- Benny/Malloy
The Match: Big E/Scotty V vs. Pederson Bros
Walk up Songs:
Big E/ Scotty V:
Johhny Cash- Johnny Yuma
Pederson Bros: The
Hollies: He aint heavy, He’s my brother
The gunslinger of the Windsormaker, Big E crushes the hearts
of another Team G pairing by slingin’ irons and deadly putting.
The Pick- Big E/Scotty V
The Match: Davey/Billy vs.
BVB/Lunde
Walk up Songs:
Davey/Billy: David
Bowie- Space Oddity
BVB/Lunde: Green Day-
Basket Case
Davey and Billy hop into their spaceship for a voyage around
Spooner golf course but Team Gs basket cases are able to get each other out of
their own heads in time to sneak out a win, but not after a few dookies are left out
in the fairway
The Pick- BVB/Lunde
The Match: Cuskey/Neil vs.
Haskins/Vern
Walk up Songs:
Cuskey/Neil: Hank
William Jr- Lawyers, Guns, and Money
Haskins/Vern: Bob Seager-
Like a Rock
Cuskey tries to keep Neil on the straight and narrow, but even
the best dentist can’t get his cavity backs to fill up the scorecard with birdies. I like the steady Windsormaker veterans in
this one.
The Pick- Haskins/Vern
The Match: Nate/Hanson vs.
Blake/Scoops
Walk up Songs:
Nate/Hanson: Gordon
Lightfoot- The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Blake/Scoops: John
Anderson- Swingin
The duo from Duluth departs from the shores of Lake Superior
with tons of hope and confidence only to have those dreams shipwrecked by Team
G big swingin Captain and his big swigin sidekick!
The Pick- Blake/Scoops
The Match: Zach L/Heim vs.
Korbel/Gauer
Walk up Songs:
Nate/Hanson: Daniel
Powter- Bad Day
Korbel/Gauer: Taylor
Swift- We are never ever getting back together
Korbel and Gauer are out for revenge after being spurned in
the draft by Captain Zach. Zach’s poor
decisions will get him and Heim T Sizzled out of this matchup and lead to
another bad day for his squad.
The Pick- Korbel/Gauer
Well there you have it folks. Looks like an opening morning lead for Team
G. We will see how it all goes down a
week from Saturday!
