Well it’s hard to believe it’s
been 8 years since this shit show started.
For those who don’t remember how it started it went something like this.
Let’s jump right into the
matchups.
Cuskey/Korbel vs. Bwandon/Malloy
“Fast
and the Furious”
This matchup reminds me of an
arena football matchup. A lot of action
and very little defense. There should be
a lot of birdies in this group.
Unfortunately, they will also probably slow down the entire event due to
extend delays of Nowak and Korbel trying to one up each other telling Muskie
stories. John “The Law” vs. Malloy
should be a pretty good showdown in its own right. Hopefully he isn’t busy bailing one of us out
before the mathup even begins.
BVB’s
Pick- Cuskey/Korbel
Nolson/BLOVE vs. Solson/Lee
“SUBGATE”
Another classic captain
Lehmann move, subbing out an old veteran for fresh Windsormaker cup blood at
the last minute. Zach has taken a page straight
out of the Tom Brady playbook. If he had
his brothers model good looks, this probably would have slid by without
notice. Some people in the tourney stand
for honor and integrity, and those people play for Team Gabriel. Sam Olson is hungry for a W and he is not
going to let a little controversy get in his way.
BVB’s
Pick- Solson/Lee
Hanson/N Lehmann vs. Captain Gabe/Vance
“Road to
Redemption”
A classic Windsormaker
matchup. Nate and Scott took it to
Captain Blake last year. Blake took it
personally, and fired his teammate from last year. Vance missed last year and is also yearning
for a W for team Gabe.
BVB’s
Pick- Gabe/Vance
Z Lehmann/Gauer vs. Heim/Jivey
“Beauty
and The Beast”
Interesting pairing here for Captain
Zach. Gauer and Zachary bring two totally different styles together. Should be a tight match up, but Heim/Jivey
will pull out something I like to call a Heimlich Maneuver late in this match
and win.
BVB’s
Pick- Heim/Jivey
The Hawk/Mivey vs. Haskins/Vern
“The Grapefruit
BJ”
This matchup
is exotic and just feels like something weird will be pulled out late to decide
this one.
BVB’s
Pick- Hawk/Mivey
Jake/Johnny vs. TSchmidt/Stahl
“ Walk
to Moordor”
Much
like Bibo and Sam, Jake and Johnny will be on a 18 hole quest to conquer a W in
the first round. Numerous dangers await
during this journey. If they can steer
clear of TSchmidts wizards pipe they just may have a chance.
BVB’s Pick- Bilbo/Sam
Eddie/Byers vs. Billy/Fritz
“The
Pursuit of Happiness”
Byers is
just a single father out here trying to make it work. Trading sides this year to hopefully make his
new born proud. Things were a little too
easy for the PI Jones John Juwanna Man Artista last year for my liking. The second best blogger of the gang and
William will make things tough for Team Red.
Team Lehmann is looking past this watchup but I think William has
something in store for this one.
BVB’s Pick- William/Fritz
Schartburg/Drunkstin vs. Scoops/Ewwwick
“ Elephant walk to remember”
(P.S. never google image Elephant Walk)
Some many jokes going through
my head on this one. Will Lunde punch
Dustin in the face? Will Dan and Dustin
get in an argument over who has a cooler business card?
BVB’s Pick-
Schartburg/Drunkstin
Taylor/Scotty V vs. Davey/BVB
“The
Cream Rises to the Top”
It’s been a rough couple of
years for poor old BVB at the Ryder Cup. Following last year’s disaster BVB spent the
year in exile in Indiana. This has done
good for his body and soul. The cream
will rise to the top in this one.
BVB’s Pick- Davey/BVB
Big E/Craig vs. Bushy/Stumph
“May lord have mercy on our Souls"
May as well close the course
after this one. Gonna get ugly. We will pick up the dead bodies on
our way through the second round.
BVB’s Pick- PUSH
Can't wait for next weekend! LETS GO!
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