Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Windsormaker First Round Breakdown


Windsormaker 12 is here!  Captain Zach and his White Claw Warriors descend to Spooner Golf Club to try and stop Team Gabriel from a 3 peat.  Team Gabriel has fortified their position by dominating another draft.  As assistant to the captain of Team Gabriel, I can think of no one else to give an unbiased breakdown of this year’s match ups. 

The Match:  Gauer/Korbel vs. Malloy/Hawkins
First match of the day has some big firepower.  The key will be whether the Hawk is vaporizing the ball with his slapshot, or Korbels strong wrists, from years of playing with his crank bait, will lead to some money shots! 
The Pick- Gauer/Korbel


The Match:  TSchmidt/Lee vs. Bwandon/Jake
Nobody knows the grass around Spooner like T Schmidt, giving Team Gabriel a BIG advantage in this match.  It will be a TALL task for BJ and Jake to overcome these two.  I think they come up SHORT.
The Pick- TSchmidt/Lee

The Match:  Davey/Scotty v vs. Eddie/Buschy
Davey should show up by the 6th hole this year so it will be interesting to see how Scotty holds off Eddie and Buschy for the first few holes.  Luckily Davey comes in with Fireball a blazin, and will Kamikaze the Team Lehmann pair so they are cross-eyed for the second round.
The Pick-  Eddie/Buschy

The Match:  Blake/Burnham vs. Nate/Neil
Blake vs. Nate in the first round part 10!  Neil will look to Novocaine Team Gabriel with some tight wedges, but the only real drama for this match-up is what hole Burnham takes his shirt off on. 
The Pick-  Blake/Burnham

The Match:  BVB/Nick P vs. Adam B/Billy
Billy the 3-eyed raven will take this rookie under his wing and show him the ways of the world and Windsormaker.   2 bannerman of the Blue Guard will look to Par (ok bogey) the Lehmann pair to death.
The Pick-  BVB/Nick P

The Match:  Vance/Mivey vs. Hanson/Jesse
Interesting match up here, but we all know Miveys putting stroke breaks hearts… especially those of the SGC cart girls.
The Pick-  Vance/Mivey

The Match:  Scoops/Lunde vs. Benny/Vern
Who will spend more money getting ready for the Windsormaker... Lunde on his fresh outfit, or Scoops on his tour exclusive Range Finder/Club Cleaner/Gold Bond Dispenser?  What’s that you haven’t even heard of that?  That’s because you can’t afford it!  Benny has been frozen out of winning his first round matchups, but Vern has strong shoulders to carry him around the course.

The Pick-  Benny/Vern

The Match:  Schooooonover/Stahl vs. Dirty/Felmlee
Neenah vs. Eau Claire showdown.  I see this as a close match but Clutch Craig can only carry Dirty for so long, before he double doinks one onto the highway on 17.   
The Pick-  Stahl/Schooonover


The Match:  Brent P/Schilling vs. Big E/Butt Love
Tons of Windsormaker experience on Team Lehmann’s side.  Stopped picking against Big E in the first round awhile ago.  The second round though is another story.
The Pick-  Big E/Butt

The Match:  Cuskey/Heim vs. Zach L/Jivey Brent
Tough break for Team Lehmann as Jordon the Broken will be taking on a mentor role.  I know one pair who hopefully has good some life insurance (Scoops maybe you can help them out) in place, when they go through the Cuskey/Heim BuzzSaw!
The Pick-  Cuskey/Heim

Well there you have it folks.  Looks like an early lead for Team Gabriel, but as they always say the Windsormaker doesn’t start until the back 9 on Saturday afternoon. 

Monday, May 6, 2019